Sunday, April 20, 2008

Cynics' Party March 2008

March 3: Liveblogging the Hillary appearance on the Daily Show
March 5: Rob Reiner Still Loves The Hillz
March 5: A Guest Rant, and a Moratorium
March 7: Shameless Blog Whoring
March 13: Things That Greet You After a Vacation
March 13: New Democratic Hero Annointed
March 19: Osama Hates the Frenchies Worse (And, Really, Who Doesn’t?)
March 19: Whoremonger Vitter Wants Louisianans To Know That His Whoring Will Not Lead To a Resignation
March 24: Thy Neighbor’s Wife, Thy Prosecutor’s Ire
March 24: Kevorkian Announces Lively Congressional Campaign
March 24: Cheaters, Liars, Pants in Fires
March 24: Cognitive Dissonance
March 25: Time to Learn How to Breathe With Our Heads In the Sand
March 26: Stop The Hillary Hating!
March 26: Liberals Never Learn, And Neither Does Nader
March 27: Congressman Al Wynn, Sore Loser
March 28: Joy Behar Puts Her Hands on Michelle’s Man, Doesn’t Lose Hand
March 28: Giuliani Isn’t Going To Let Power Slip Away So Easily!

Radar March 2008

Magazine Piece

March 3: Review of Hillary: The Movie

Glamocracy March 2008

March 3: Women Are Stupid, Haven't You Heard?
March 4: Can They Really Call It "Super Tuesday" Again?
March 4: What Are Your Thoughts?
March 4: The Only Thing That's Clear: Huckabee's Out
March 5: Did Clinton Win? Or Did Obama Lose?
March 5: Bush Endorses McCain, America Yawns
March 6: The Big Clinton Tease, Plus Michigan and Florida
March 7: Florida Is An Attention Whore (And So's Michigan)
March 7: Friday Fun: Campaign Strategy Mad Libs

March 10: Sleeping Girls, Raising Money and Going Postal
March 10: Sleeping Girls, Raising Money and Going Postal
March 11: Sleeping Girls, Raising Money and Going Postal
March 12: Mississippi, Muslims and Geraldine Ferraro
March 12: Standing By Your Man: When "For Better or For Worse" Becomes Worse In Public
March 13: Spitzer, Ferraro Out, Clinton Apologizes and Florida Still a Cipher
March 13: Pelosi Nixes the "Dream Ticket" Again
March 14: Florida, Michigan, Superdelegates and One Illinois Pastor
March 14: Friday Fun: Top 10 Reasons We Need More Female Politicians

March 17: Iowa Redux, Florida Still a Mess and Obama's Pastor Fires Back
March 17: Clinton Camp Looks to Obama's Pledged Delegates (Again)
March 18: Florida Gives Up, Michigan Presses On, And By All Means Let's Keep Talking About That Pastor
March 19: Where Is McCain These Days? Plus Clinton and Obama Do Stuff
March 19: An Anniversary That Is Sadder for Some
March 19: Obama's Speech and Acceptance
March 20: Time Running Out for Michigan, Like Good Will for Obama
March 20: Geraldine, It's Not Just Obamaniacs That Are Horrified
March 21: Wall Street, Richardson Love Obama, But the State Department? Not So Much
March 23: It's Raining... Candidate Music Videos

March 24: A New Clinton Frenemy, A New Measure and a New and Unwanted Milestone
March 25: Mo' Supporters, Mo' Video, Mo' Problems
March 25: Another View From Bosnian Visits Past
March 26: McCain's Economy, Chelsea's Economy of Words and Far-Flung Family
March 26: Mom, Congresswoman, and Committed Superdelegate, In That Order
March 27: Foreign Policy Discussed, Nancy Pelosi Rebuked and Obama Shines in the Polls
March 27: Hillary Goes to the Head of the Fashion Class
March 28: Yet More Superdelegate News, Pennsylvania Action and Economic Bickering
March 28: Friday Fun: Let's Do the (Political) Time Warp Again!

March 31: Clinton Wants Some to Stay Silent, McCain Wants Attention and Obama Nabs Amy
March 31: Clinton's Campaign Manager Caught With Her Hand in the Subprime Cookie Jar

Jezebel March 2008

March 3: The Stupidest Thing You Ever Read On This Blog (And Maybe The Whole Wide Internet)
March 4: Alex P. Keaton Endorses NAFTA-Loving Obama!
March 5: Hillary Wins Big In Thrilling Plot Twist, Oh Yay!
March 6: Terror Strikes America's Beloved Times Square!
March 7: Hot Obama Adviser Samantha Power F*****s Up Big Time!

March 10: Why Vote Obama When Everyone Knows He'll Be Hillary's Number Two?
March 11: No Really, What Do You Have Against The Condoms, Luv Guv?
March 13: What Does Ashley Alexandra Dupré Teach Us About Our Fucked Economy?
March 14: Ashley Alexandra Dupre: What The World Needs Now? Or Just "What We Want"?
*Rant* March 14: Breaks Available, But Only If You're White and Powerful

March 17: Happy Non-St. Pat's Day, Folks! The World Is Currently Ending
March 18: What, You Assumed The Blind Guy Would Be A Faithful Husband? Did None Of You See Ray?
March 19: So, Barack Obama Throws His Dead Grandma Under The Bus And You Cry About It?
March 20: Hillary Was In The Next Room While Monica Blew Bill!
March 21: Bill Richardson Loves The Muslimy Muslim From Muslimstan

March 24: Pat Buchanan Thinks You Should Be More Thankful For Slavery, Barry Obama
March 25: Barack Obama Steals Away On Sexy Tropical Paradise Island Vacation!
March 26: Will Hillary's "Tonya Harding Option" Leave Country To Eastern Bloc Hooverite John McCain?
March 27: And The $300 Million Defense Contract Goes To...The 22-Year-Old Abusive Boyfriend Who Never Had A Job!
March 28: Senator Bob Casey Crowns Barack Obama Savior Of Pennsylvania Fetuses!

March 31: Dubya: Now For Republicans To Poop On!

Cynics' Party February 2008

February 1: John McCain Is Really, Really Old
February 1: Nader’s Ego Eclipses The Sun
February 2: Wesley Snipes Convicted of Stupidity
February 2: Definitely off the market. For now.
February 4: Cynics Beware! Do Not Watch This Ad!

February 4: Rambo Inspiring Legions of Nonviolent Buddhist Monks
February 5: Me, The Beav and High Fashion
February 6: Super Tuesday Hangover
February 8: Obama Might Actually Be Jesus
February 8: McCain Attends CPAC, Finds the Crazy
February 9: Sorry about that, guys

February 11: RIP, Tom Lantos
February 11: Sarkozy Finds Other Things to Like About America
February 12: Crazy People Never Forget
February 12: Civil Rights Are Just Not Sexy
February 12: Primary Results/Open Thread
February 13: An Ode To Shepard Smith
February 14: With Liberty And Vibrators For All
February 14: How To Get a Job As A Conservative Pundit
February 15: A Strict Constitutionalist, Eh?
February 15: Why John Edwards Could’ve Been President
February 17: Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free (as long as they’re not brown)

February 20: Uma, Oprah. Obama, Osama. Who Can Tell?
February 23: McCain, the Deposition and the Lobbyist Thing
February 24: Something My Family Can Finally Be Proud Of

February 25: I’d Hit It
February 27: Looking for a Little “Washington” Experience?
February 28: Nader Has One Good Idea
February 29: Eventually, There Will Be More of “Them” Than of “Us”

Radar February 2008

February 4: Britons as Dumb As Americans
February 5: Knut and Britney: Is There Any Hope?
February 11: Battle of the Celebrity Endorsements
February 12: Ma'am, Please Remove the Fetus and Put it Through the X-Ray
February 28: The Soap Opera Renaissance Will Unfortunately be Televised

Glamocracy February 2008

February 5: Welcome To Super Tuesday!
February 5:Longing for your Ex-Candidate?
February 5: Polls, trolls, and a semi-win for Mitt—plus Alabama, Arkansas, and Illinois check in
February 5: Play some political games!
February 5: We Report, Because They Can't Yet—and a mini-win for Hillary!
February 5: Super Tuesday only super for some: The final unscientfic results are in!
February 5: What We Don't Know Will Probably Keep Us Up All Night
February 5: What A Difference An Hour Doesn't Make For Democrats
February 5: McCain usurps Giuliani's blue state strategy and other things that strike us
February 5: Taking Stock at Midnight
February 6: The View From Wednesday Morning

February 12: Much Less Super Tuesday
February 12: Obama, McCain Win the Ice Bowl, and Another Hillarynista Bites the Dust
February 13: Talking Heads Turn Nice, Hillary Turns on Obamaniacs and Conservatives Look for a Veep To Turn To
February 14: Huckabee Aims for the Beach, Clinton for the Superdelegates and McCain and Obama for One Another
February 14: Mitt and McCain Kiss and Make up, Huckabee Defines "Loser"
February 15: The Problem with Superdelegates and Rush Limbaugh

February 19: Words, Endorsements and Another Day of Voting
February 20: Hillary Negs Obama, Still Doesn't Win
February 20: Young, Female, Empowered... And An Uncommitted Superdelegate
February 21: Be Careful What You Wish For, John McCain
February 22: Debates, Money and McCain Fallout
February 22: Confessions of an Unextraordinary Girl Lobbyist

February 25: The Claws, and Nader, Come Out
February 25: A Call for Your Questions
February 26: Clinton stays negative
February 26: A Few Debate Predictions
February 27:The Debate: 90 Minutes That Changed Absolutely Nothing
February 27:McCain to Supporters: Keep It Civil
February 28: Bloomberg, Nutjobs and Switches, Oh My!
February 28: Nader Chooses Running Mate Even Political Reporters Don't Recognize
February 29: Bloomberg, Nutjobs and Switches, Oh My!
February 29: Nader Chooses Running Mate Even Political Reporters Don't Recognize

Jezebel February 2008

February 1: So, Losing Weight Gives You Higher Self-Esteem And Saves Your Feet From Amputation? Sign Me Up!

February 4: Democratic Dames Vie For The Hearts, Minds, Votes Of Women
February 4: "Thank God Women Are Not Lazy, Negligent Assholes When It Comes To Voting"
February 4: Democratic Tear Ducts
February 4: Some Women Will Do Anything To Justify A Shoe-Obsession
February 4: When I Grow Up
February 4: Diseases We Almost Envy
February 4: In Defense of Depression
February 4: Monkey Business

February 5: Super Tuesday: It Isn't Quite The End Of The Affair
February 5: Mike Gravel: The Candidate You Didn't Know You Wanted (And Probably Didn't Vote For)
February 5: Is Menstruation A Girls-Only Gift Or A Modern Inconvenience?
February 5: A Little Gamemanship In Appalachia
February 5: Lutfi-ngali Scarier Than Anyone Honestly Thought
February 5: We Watch Super Tuesday So You Can Focus on American Idol

February 6: How About We Settle This Over Rock, Paper, Scissors Already?
February 8: Adieu, Mitt Hottie! Think You Were Just Too Wholesome?
February 11: Broke Hillary Fires Loyal Hill Force One Captain Patti Solis Doyle
February 12: "Most Kids Like Ron Paul 'Cause They Hate Cops, But The Cheerleaders Are All Feminists"
February 13: "But Now I've Had Enough. I Don't Want Turkey Anymore. I'm Full."
February 14: My Liberal Heart Bleeds For Your Portable Massage Needs, Texas!
February 15: John McCain's Totally Hot Great Grand- Er, Son!
February 18: Harold & Kumar Get Bongwaterboarded!
February 19: Well Shit, Michelle, Surely You Can Think Of Something...
February 20: Hillary: Just Too Geeky?
February 21: Did Cindy McCain Grow Her Hair So John Could Tell Her Apart From His Lobbyist Stalker Mistress?
February 22: Obama Inspires Hillary To Plagiarize Her Own Inspiring Speech
February 25: Chelsea Clinton Made A Girl Fat!
*That's So Jane's* February 25: Why Our Government Has Become Like Rock of Love
February 26: North Korea Plays Host to Historic Visit From Miley Cyrus
February 27: Barry Coasts Through Another Debate Victory
February 28: Join Barack Obama In His Phantom Tollbooth To The Land Of "Before They Hated Us"
February 29: Deconstructing Angelina Jolie's Inner Neocon

January 2008 Other: HuffPo, Gridskipper and Cynics' Party Launch

HuffPo
January 29: Misty Water-Colored Memories Of The Way Our State Of The Union Addresses Were

Gridskipper
January 22: Down & Out in DC: One Girl's Guide

Cynics' Party
January 24: Meet Your Cynics: Megan Carpentier
January 24: Politicians Still Fuck Other Women, Lie About It
January 25: When They Came For the Illegal Immigrants...
January 25: Chertoff Happy to Lie to Get His Way, Like Usual
January 25: Failed RNC Chair to Support McCain, Old People
January 25: Reid’s Holding On to Your Check, For Now
January 25: Katie, call me!
January 26: Exit Poll Results May Actually Reflect Results in South Carolina
January 27: Obama Is “Patriotic, Political, and Personal” to Caroline
January 28: The Other Kennedy Hit with Obamania
January 28: SOTU Live Blog, Open Thread and Alcohol Abuse
January 28: SOTU Live Blog, Continued
January 29: Obviously, Ted Kennedy Is A Mental Rapist, Like All Men
January 30: Angry Johnny to Say Buh-bye
January 30: All Hail McCain!
January 31: More Debates? Goddamn. Open Thread.

January 2008: Radar

Radar
January 25: Vegas Burning, God Smiling
January 28: Kennedy Throws His Weight Behind Obama
January 28: Someone Remembers to Hate Bush
January 28: Obama's Rise a Kennedy Clan Conspiracy
January 28: Hillary Clinton's Talking Points, With Bonus Advice
January 29: State of the Union Even More Boring, Redundant Than Anticipated
January 29: Star-Turning Kansas Gov. Endorses Obama
January 29: Drew Peterson's Undying Search for Love, Money
January 29: God Continues Destruction of Modern Gomorrahs
January 29: Rehab's Always Crowded After Christmas
January 30: Seacrest Named Sexiest Something or Other
January 30: What's Next for John Edwards
January 30: Pettitte: Dirty Snitch or Just a Yankee?
January 30: Sarkozy, Bruni File Suits As Disparate As Their Looks
January 31: Kathleen's Willey's Advice for Obama

January 2008 Crappy Hour Remainders

Jezebel
January 21: Osama Bin Laden's Peaceloving Eurohippie Son Is Probably Not Bad In The Sack
January 22: How Many "Green-Collar Jobs" Does Hillary Have To Create To Cancel Out A Trip On "Air Fuck One"?
January 23: Talking About The Campaign Could Destroy Your Marriage!
January 24: "You Know When They Say It Was Like Something Out Of The Bible?"
January 25: The Photo That Proves Hillary Clinton Once Owned A Skirt
January 28: It's A Coup! Barack Wins Over The Kennedys, Toni Morrison, Kills Off Suharto
January 29: Kennedy Flo$$bergz 4 Obama!
January 30: The Prettiest Pretty Boy Bows Out
January 31: Schwarzenegger To Endorse John McCain, The Manliest Man Candidate (Who Is Impotent, But Whatevs)

Wonkette January 18, 2008

Remember, Remember The First Perv of Blowvember?
Steven Howard Should Probably Watch His Back
How the Game Is Played
McCain Getting More Attractive By the Minute
Someone Needs a Cold Shower, New Underwear
Proud Naval Tradition May Fade Away
When's My Money Coming?
Dean Hrbacek, Republican for Congress
Music and Politics Collide Again
Sooo, About that New Job at Wonkette

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Wonkette January 17, 2008

Jenna, Henry Pick a Date to Continue Dynastic Planning
Bushies May Scuttle Dulles Rail Extension
Jizzuary Storm!
Bernanke Rebuffs Bush, Backs Dems?
A Conversation Between Friends
No Voting Within Thirty Minutes of Mealtime
They Don't Have to Walk, So Long As They Can Shoot
This Humor Wasn't Humanizing
Vietnam Veterans Against McCain Is a Lie
Romney, Reporter Mix It Up in Staples
John Edwards Says, Me Too!

Jezebel: Hillary Holds Reporters Hostage To Terrible Jokes In Gas-Guzzling Hell Force One

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Wonkette January 16, 2008

Hillary Reams Bush About Oil
The Sarkozys' Honeymoon
Tip Us!
Pot Prices to Go Up, Ron Paul Still Going Down
Democrats Become Total PAYGO Sluts
Who Really Is Supporting the Terrorists
It's So Hard to Tell Sometimes
Marines Have Plenty of Money, Few Marines
Republicans Have Stimulus Plans, Too
You Need Mittens to Turn Back Time

Jezebel: Hotter Day Saints! Sizzlin' Pix Of All Five Rich, White -- And White Housebound? (Sweet Jesus No!)-- Romney Sons

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Wonkette January 15, 2008

Race for Lantos' Seat Begins, Basically Ends
One African-American's Tribute to Bob Johnson, "Responsibility"
Bill Clinton Still Making Ladies Weak in the Knees
McCain Gives Thumbs-Up to Immigrant Cannon Fodder
I Appreciate the Notice
Riding the Train to Hell
The Best Laid Plans
"Hillary The Movie" Probably Not Coming to a Theatre Near You
Thanks for the Bombs, You're Not Getting Our Oil
Randy Newman Makes Liberals Look Crazy at Macworld
Wonkette to Take on Nevada, Michigan Tonight

Jezebel: "How About You Read Bob Herbert's Treatise On Misogyny While I Look For A Better Pic Of The Paula Jones Penthouse Cover?"

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Wonkette January 14, 2008

The FBI Agent and the Naughty Librarians
Avoid Recession, Buy More Stuff!
Mittens to Singlehandedly Save U.S. Auto Industry
Old Media Tries to Be Less So, Throws a Party
Drunk Drivers on Jihad Against Candidates' Kids
You Never Listened to Me
Faerie Tales and the Modern Neo-Con
Green Party Exists, Few People Notice
Clinton Lays Claim and/or Waste to California

Jezebel: What's That Condi's Drinking? It Doesn't Look Like Kool-Aid!

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Wonkette January 11, 2008

Don't Piss Him Off
Well, No Wonder
Pantsless Fun
Libertarians Would Like Ron Paul to Go Back to Being a Republican
Diagnosis Fred
Meet Their Demands, Obtain a Higher Standard
Rudy to Retire in Florida
Skeletor Rides Again
Kosovo to Declare Independence, Have Hot PM
Uninvited And It Feels So Good

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Wonkette January 10, 2008

Richardson Not Gonna Be President
This Guy Endorses That Guy
It's Good to Have Minions
Obama vs. Gregory: The Dance-Off
Republican Lawyer Laughed Out of Court by Republican Judges
IRS Wants... To Pay You?
Endorsements That Bore
Wonkette Asks, Tells on Army Medic
Guns and National Parks: The Perfect Combination
Another Man Tries to Give Liz Sausage

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Wonkette January 9, 2008

Men's Genitals the Latest Kenyan Battlefront
Jenna Bush's Secret Tune-Up?
Not Feeling the Hilla-fever
Voter Fraud, Voter ID, SCOTUS and Shades of Jim Crow
Big Money, Big Money
They All Must Feed
Nevada Bartenders for Obama!
The Day the Music Died
See You in Four Weeks
Mittens, They Hardly Knew You

Jezebel: "So Basically, Women Voters Just Chose The 'Crying Will Get You What You Want' Candidate. Awesome."

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Wonkette January 8, 2008

McSlappy Love Cops, Strippers
Don't Ask, Don't Tell? More Like, Don't Pay Attention.
Mittens Just an Excited "Guy From Detroit"
Rudy Sheds Only the Manliest 9/11-y Tears
Obama Is a New Kind of Candidate with the Old Kind of Staffers
I Double Dog Dare You
The More You Know
Shut the Fuck Up
Exit Polls Kind of Suck
Mitt Romney Blandly Concedes
Barack, Expectations and Winning New Hampshire
John Edwards Still Losing, Kind of a Dick

Jezebel: Moe: "It's Not Crying If There's No SNOT." Megan: "No, I Cried Without Snot At American Pie!"

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Wonkette January 7, 2008

How Do You Say "Rebound" in French?
Bill Kristol Spews, America Heaves
Wonkette Baracks The Caucus!
Edwards, America Prefer Simple Stories
The War Was Fine, It's the Peace Bush Messed Up
Hillary Is the Candidate for Change (-ing History)
Neener, Neener, "They" Made Hillary Cry
Smokers Beware
Bill Kristol Wrong Again

Jezebel: If Only "Experience" Didn't Mean You Had To Look Quite So Bus-ted

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Wonkette January 4, 2008

Whatever, Iowa's Soooo Unimportant
Wait, Remember Him? He's Still the President
Huckles Feels Like a Horse!
The Ter'rists are Coming! The Ter'rists Are Coming!
Biden, Dodd Grudgingly Return to Constituent Service
Wacky Dictator Tells Bush To Get Bent
Turn that Frown Upside Down!
Hillary Is What Hillary Says She Is
Swearing Over Steroids
Wheels of Justice

Jezebel: John Edwards: Rohwr!

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Wonkette January 3, 2008

Denny Spent a Bunch of Money, Forgot to Say
Save the Kenyan Elephants!
People In Iowa Still Working, Not Caucusing Yet
Wild Bill Clinton Speculation
Bill Embraces Hillar-mania
California Sues EPA, EPA Says 'Meh'
God Told Pat, But Pat's Not Talking
Kucinich Sues Texas Democrats Over Loyalty
Ongoing Wonkette Iowa Caucus Coverage
MSNBC, CNN Call It for Barack
Giuliani Doesn't Have Teh Aidz
John-Boy Is All Growed-Up (UPDATED with Video!)
Obama Not Beloved by the Elderly

Jezebel: Iowa,Whyowa. Related: Obama Mourns 12,000 Dead in Kansas

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Wonkette January 2, 2008

Oh, Those Elections! Yeah, About Those.
The Pic That Lauched a Thousand Sick Fan Fics
Hillary Clinton, Magnet for The Crazy
We Will See Your Peace, and Raise You a Double Homicide
D.C. Still Fucking Shit Up
Lantos Has Cancer, Will Retire
South African Government As Strict As High School Lunchladies
The Jesus Fish Wants You
Newsom "Off the Market"
Ideas From Hell

Jezebel: Iowa Caucuses Tomorrow! And Al Sharpton And Michael Moore Are...Fat Blowhard Pussies

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Wonkette December 31, 2007

The Zardaris' Busy Weekend
Dear John,
Best Available Option
Use Me, Use Me, Go On and Use Me
Free Abortions for All!
Homosexuality Is a Sin, and Huckabee's a Sinner

Wonkette December 28, 2007

What They Sort of Showed You
U.S. Strategy to Ensure British Cooperation
Who's the Biggest Blowhard?
Believe What They Tell You
Rudi Iz Teh Fun-nest!!1!
Aw, Look! He's Working!
The Lesser of Two Evils?
France Debates Naughty Pictures
The Way of the World
You Can Go Home Again, If You're White

Jezebel: Musharraf On Bhutto: "I May Be A Dictator, But She Was Like An African Dictator..."

Wonkette December 27, 2007

Bhutto Assassinated
Sorry About That...
Rudy Supporters Unsurprisingly Anti-Muslim
Edwards Says One Thing, Might Mean Another
Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility for Bhutto Assassination
Before and After the Assassination, in Photos
How Did We Arrive at This Point?
McCain Might Be Above Whoring His Kids for Political Advantage
Who Wouldn't Prefer Obama for New Year's?
Rhode Island Can Suck It II

Jezebel: December 26, 2007

"Disagreeing" with Pelosi
Edwards Is Totally My Ex-Boyfriend
Indians Taking Our Jobs, Mimicking Our Obesity
Please Remove Your Fillings Prior to Death. Thanks.
Sharpton Talks About His Role "in American Life"
A Douchebag In Kansas Engages in Douchebaggery
Important Things Still Overlooked
Carla, Honey, Watch Out!
Huck's Hunting Interview
Taxes

Jezebel: Campaign 2008: "While You Were Overdosing On Mulled Wine" Edition

Wonkette December 24, 2007

No One Drinks Alone in Des Moines
Ron Paul Advocates Government Slave Purchasing
Rhode Island Can Suck It
There Is No Privacy Anymore
Politics, Like Family, Can Be Embarrassing

Jezebel: Remember When $200 And A UFO Sighting Could Buy You A Toe-Sucking?

Wonkette December 21, 2007

Can't Keep A Good Earmark Down
Johnson, Staff Disagree and Johnson Wins
All Lawyers Suck
I Waterboard Jim
Condi: We Do Too Have Friends!
Israel's Incompentent Interior Ministry
Do. Not. Want.
Progressive Taxation
Huckabee on Jamie Lynn Spears' Pregnancy
Putin Overcompensating Again
Another Day, Another Delay

Jezebel: "Then Trent Lott Called Up Ted Turner And Was Like, 'Dibs On Malcolm X, Bitch'!"

Wonkette December 20, 2007

He Doesn't Need Your Flyover State
A Little Competition
David Gregory Rocks Out to Mary J
Well, He Felt Like He Saw It
Political Ads Didn't Always Blow Goats
Lakota Will Be Way Way Better Than Dakota
McCain and A Telecom Bill
Tancredo Exits Stage Right - UPDATED
Police Mace New Orleans' Remaining Black People
Rudy Released!
Foot-in-Mouth Disease Crosses Border

Jezebel: Tony Rodham: Jesus Christ, When Was The Last Time A Female Family Member's Fuckups Humiliated A Presidential Candidate?

Wonkette December 19, 2007

Enquirer Reports: Rielle with Someone's Child [Updated]
Updated: Executive Office Building Fire
Romney's Political Pandering Pardoning Policy
When Deer Attack, One Man Attacks Back
'Elp, 'Elp, I'm Bein' Oppressed
EEOB Inferno Revealed!
Someone Had a Dream
Major Announcements
Tax Cuts for Christmas!
All Shapes, Size and Contribution Levels

Jezebel: Did John Edwards Knock Up The New Age Lady?

Wonkette December 18, 2007

Casinos Good, Online Casinos Still Bad
Gavin Wants Your Soda!
Senate Notices: Byrd Is Old
Reid Still Searching for Leadership Abilities
Chuck's Got a List, and He Ain't Checking It Twice
Last King of (Almost) Scotland
Drudge, Meet Your Future
They're Not Sayin', They're Just Sayin'
Just Don't Look Him In The Eye
Open Season

Jezebel: Hillary Captures "Endorsement" Of George Bush The First. But Will She Lose The "Pool Boy" Vote?

Wonkette December 17, 2007

Can a Naughty Boy Bring Down a Wannabe President?
Nothing Is More Republican Than Tax Avoidance
Nick, Stop Slutting It Up
Russia Gives Iran Christmas Uranium
Robber Barons
Candidate Fuckability Quotient Part I
Candidate Fuckability Quotient Part II
Not Just for Republicans Anymore
Edwards, Obama, Iowa and... O.J. Simpson?
Hillary, Can We Talk?
Men Stray, Women Wreck
Clusterfucks

Jezebel: Ann Romney Wishes She Was As Emaciated As That Dog Put To Death By Huckabee's Son

Wonkette December 14, 2007

Senate Actually Does Something?
Who Better Than a Fraud to Know What Fraud Is?
Rich People Want You to Give Money
"Don't Worry, Girls, We'll Protect You"
Mark You Calendars
A Harbinger of Things to Come
It's the First Amendment, Bitches!
Obama a Liability to Oprah?
She'll Put a Spell on You
Gonzo No Longer "Lawyer of the Year"

Jezebel: "I'm Sorry I Assaulted You. Better Get A Lawyer And A Publicist Stateside Because The U.S. Government Isn't Going To Give A Shit. Believe Me, I Work For Them!"

Wonkette December 13, 2007

Celebrity Endorsement Death Match Continues
Stuck in Cuban Prison, We Know They Can't Be Free
Our Government, Protecting No One
It's Not That Kind of Political, They Swear
Charities Work to Screw Over Vets, Too
George Mitchell Says: Forgive, Forget
What Is That Smell?
This Is Campaign Finance, Baby
Weather Alert!
Lobbyists' War For Christmas (Trees)

Jezebel: "OMG Barack Blowbama Totally Did Cocaine!?! Do You Think He INHALED?"

Wonkette December 12, 2007

Buffett Hedges His Bets
Australia Is a Cool Damn Place
Oh, That Crazy Huck-ster
Pages Behaving Badly
Mystery of Mitt's Mormon Underoos Solved
It's Not His Fault He's So Likable!
Stickin' It to The Man
New Obama Girl Video
Some Actions Have Consequences
Oh, Okay, Never Mind Then

Jezebel: "Stupid Question, I Know, But Where Does The Bible Say, 'Free All The Murderers But Quarantine Every Last Homo?"

Wonkette December 11, 2007

What the Hell Is Wrong with People?
So, um, Hi!
Huckabee: Not Just Stupid About AIDS Anymore
Christmas Is the Season for Sharing
Bad Form
They Just Won't Quit
Waterboarding Is Totes Effective!
Fiscal Conservatives Launch Huckabee Offensive
The "Ethics" of Lobbying
Former DC Cop Thinks Guns Are Cool, Now

Jezebel: "What, Don't You Always End Up In Need Of Reconstructive Surgery After A Night Of Good Consensual Sex?"

Wonkette December 10, 2007

Pro-Choice Darling With a Dark Center
EXCLUSIVE: Dinner, with a Side of Ethics Violation
Nobody Wants to Play Anymore
Some Women Support Hillary, Just No One Really Famous
Newsom a Little Too Hot to Handle?
Southern Baptists Want You To Be Safe, Baptist
Getting Serious About Global Warming
Are You Having Regrets About Last Night?
Everyone Likes Beer
CNN Disappoints Shut-Ins, Political Junkies for Holidays

"OMG So Do You Think Michelle Obama Looked Prettier In The Skirt? Or The Little Jacket?

Wonkette December 7, 2007

Dickcember Wind Is Picking Up
Senate Pops PAYGO Cherry
Rahm Emanuel, Amnesiac Douchebag Extraordinaire
To Our Beloved Commenters
Marriage Really Is for Life (If You're Gay)
It's Been a Long, um, Week
We "Discuss," You Decide
China to U.S.: Fuck Al Gore
That NIE Thing is No Biggie, Really!

Wonkette December 6, 2007

How Quickly They Forget
Someone Else Has a Crush, Too
Get God, Make Money, Tell Government Off
Bush Heralds the Apocalypse
Time Magazine Promotes, We Surmise
Dick Claims to Have a Bigger, uh, Stick
Deer Wacky Diktater Dood
We're Not Number One!
Energy Bill Chugging Along to Certain Death
Political Votes Now, Protection for You Later

Wonkette December 5, 2007

Happy Repeal Day!
The Endorsement of Jesus
Mitt's Fired Gardener Still Hearts Mitt
We're Not the Most Incompetent!
Good News, Crap News
Even Canadian Hackers Are Nice
Kucinich Loves His Hot Wife
Pregnant Member
Tancredo Ad Writers Are Shitty Human Beings
Knut Is a Dirty Boy

Wonkette December 4, 2007

Everyone Concerned About Your Debt
When Is Religious Discrimination Okay?
Fighting for Our Rights in Alabama
But They've Accomplished So Much!
Hillary Is One of Madonna's "Girls"
Color Your Way To Safety
Lessons in Bad P.R.
While You Were Working
Guns Don't Kill People, But Farts Might
It's a Cliché for a Reason
Post-Holiday Giving

Wonkette December 3, 2007

He's Ba-ack
How Is This Legal?
Hugo Chavez Spoils National Treasure
Earn Money, Try Not to Die
Not All Ethical Lapses Are Republican
Participatory Journalism
Obama Appeals to Indian-American Voters
John Is Pretty, Elizabeth Is Nice

Wonkette November 30, 2007

Object of Everson's Termination-Worthy Affection Identified
Texas Fires Science Chief for Too Much Interest in Science
The Evolution of a Bush Appointee
Dodd's Internal Campaign Emails
Jeff Gannon Found Lacking
Who Is the Spoiled Child Here?
A Really Inconvenient Truth
Pro-Erection, Anti-Abortion
Evangelicals Don't Like Mormons
Surgeon General: Santa's Too Fat

Jezebel: "If The Kids Named The Thing, Why Didn't They Just Punish The Kids? They Do That In Sudan, Right?"

Wonkette November 29, 2007

Hyde Heads For Leather Chair in the Sky
Kitty Kelley Krazier Than We Thought
The Time Has Come
At This Rate, We Are Never Leaving Iraq
Fair Warning: Religious Types Hunting the Rest of Us
FEMA Figures Out a Way to Help Katrina Survivors
Maryland Delegate Lawton Dies, Police Claim "Natural Causes"
Lamest Coup Ever Tanks!
Massive Guinness Theft Reported, Wonkette Denies Involvement
I Do Not Feel Safer