Saturday, May 31, 2008

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Cynics' Party May 2008

May 1: Diaperman Gets His Due
May 1: Suicide and Yo Momma
May 2: A Cynical Challenge
May 4: A Whole New Kind of Candidate

May 5: Administration to Be Punished for Unconstitutional Actions!!
May 6: Quote of the Day
May 6: An Uncynical Announcement
May 6: Another Hillary Supporter Looks to Screw Obama in Flyover States
May 6: Indiana-North Carolina Open Thread/ Live-Bloggish Thing
May 7: McGovern Tells Clinton: Back Off
May 7: Oh, Those Wacky Germans
May 7: Mike Gravel, Um, I Got No Headline for This At All
May 7: The Vice Presidential Dating Game!

May 12: A Cynical Congratulations
May 13: Megan Does West Virginia
May 18: On The Road Again, Cynically

May 23: The No-Longer-Anonymous Lobbyist Reappears

May 25: Keith Olbermann Gets His Rant On
May 27: Assholery Never Ends
May 27: Strange, Strange Ideas
May 28: What Not to Do

Washington Post May 2008

May 24: 5 Myths About Lobbyists

Radar May 2008

May 23: Review of Recount

Glamocracy May 2008

May 1: More Switching, Citizenship, And Accomplishments: What You Need To Know Today
May 1: How to Deal With a Bad Economy?
May 2: Hillary's Really a Boy! (Otherwise, How Would She Be So Tough?)

May 5: Are Superchunk and Tom Hanks Worth More Than 18 Cents a Gallon?
May 5: My Prediction for Indiana and North Carolina: Unpredictability
May 6: Stuck on delegate number-crunching? Mathletes to the rescue!
May 6: The Letterman Vote
May 6: Nobody Wastes Time in Calling North Carolina for Obama
May 6: What Is the Story with Indiana?
May 7: Clinton Wins, Obama Wins But McCain Loses?
May 7: Hillary Gets Up Off The Mat
May 8: Hillary's The Only One Who Thinks She's Still In the Race
May 9: Clinton Camp Gets Quiet, Except for All Those Leaks
May 9: Happy Mother's Day, Mom (and Hillary)
May 9: Let's not name-call

May 12: What's More Important Than a Wedding?
May 12: Who Knew Women (And Feminists) Don't All Agree?
May 12: McCain, Meet Your Nader
May 12: Make Your Opinion Known! Who Would You Like To Hear From?
May 13: West Virginia Votes, A Nation Yawns
May 13: Hillary Scores Completely Expected Victory in West Virginia
May 14: Hillary Gets One Step Closer to Having to Drop Out
May 14: Democrats Doing a Little Dance of Joy
May 14: Edwards Endorses Obama
May 15: Obama Racks Up Endorsements, May Lose Sean Penn
May 15: Why aren't there more young women in political office?
May 15: The Great Divide: Families and Politics
May 15: Hey, Sweetie, What's the Deal With You Calling Her "Sweetie"?
May 16: Ghosts of Racists Past

May 19: Even When It's Over, It Won't Be Over For Some People
May 19: A Blogger's Paradise: More Scandal, Please
May 19: Geraldine, I Feel Like We've Had This Discussion Before
May 19: Byrd Joins Obama's Flock
May 20: How Much Is That Superdelegate In The Window?
May 20: Clinton Takes Kentucky
May 20: The End of the Evening Primary Results
May 21: Only 3 More Primaries to Go!
May 21: A Poll: What Role Did Sexism Play in Hillary's Campaign?
May 22: Obama Still Not a Muslim, We Swear.
May 22: Recruiting for the Church of Obama: A Dating Story
May 23: McCain Still Old, But Obama's a Commie!
May 23: Political Time Machine: HBO's "Recount"

May 27: In Everyone's Defense
May 28: How To Get Back At Your Boss
May 28: Hey, Storked! Which Way Are the Moms of the World Leaning?
May 29: Obaminutiae, With A Side Of McCain
May 29: 5 Reasons Hillary Shouldn't Drop Out
May 30: It's About to Be A Busy Weekend!
May 30: Michigan and Florida: Here's the Deal

Jezebel May 2008

May 1: Good Morning, Voters! I'm Calling On Behalf Of "Women Voices." If You Are Confused, My Mission Is Accomplished!
May 2: Did Hillary's Appearance On O'Reilly Actually Make Me Like Her More?

May 5: Future VP Bobby Jindal's College Girlfriend Possessed By Satan? Or Just Horny?
May 6: Barack Obama Doesn't Look Too Psyched About That Beer
May 7: Hillary Wins Another Primary!
May 7: The Oh, Hell No Afternoon
May 8: Who Would God Vote For? Probably the Fascists!
May 8: Morrison on "The First Black President"
May 8: Chalk Another One Up For KBR
May 8: NY Times Discovers That Women Like Hollywood And Washington Heavyweights
May 8: What Constitutes a Dry Spell?
May 8: Divorce Via Chanting? Not In Maryland!
May 8: The "And You Thought Yesterday Was Bad" Edition
May 9: Sometimes, Ignorance Is Bliss
May 9: Villains to the Rescue
May 9: Did He or Didn't He
May 9: Baffled Scientists Discover That People Get Drunk To Get Laid
May 9: The Definition of Sin
May 9: The World, Too, Is Bipolar

May 12: It Was A Nice Day For A White Voter
May 12: Even Oprah Employees Aren't Immune To Serial Seat-Pissers
May 13: Your Jewish Mom Is Going To Have A Crush On Obama
May 14: Obama Is Winning Because Hipsters Stopped Hating Gwyneth Paltrow
May 14: Wine Pairings
May 14: The New Enemy
May 14: Injuries Among Girls Are The Fault Of The Feminists
May 14: He Is That Into You
May 15: John McCain: Yeah, Maybe Just Let This Guy Be President
May 15: NARAL's Endorsement Of Obama Is Neither Disrespectful Nor Disloyal
May 16: Hillary = Not Exactly The Loser Here, People!
May 16: Meet The Women Who Will Doom Us To A McCain Presidency

May 19: Bigger Than Burning Man.
May 20: Hillary And American Sexism…Really Guys? Still?
May 21: Geraldine Ferraro: You = What The Media Needs To Start Ignoring
May 22: Hillary Explains How Obama Is Sort Of Like An African Dictator
May 23: "I Know: Barf." Truer Words Were Never Syndicated, Peggy!

May 27: War Is Hell But Troops Are Hot
May 28: Former Bush Propagandist Scott McClellans Book Uses Term Propaganda Sounds Like a Left-Wing Blogger
May 29: Oh Jesus, Dont Like Most People Suffer Existential Crises When They Get Fired
May 30: God What An Idiot That Guy Running The Country So, What's The Game Plan Regarding Sex & The City
May 30: Dear Gerry: You Gotta Think About What You're Trying To Do To Me

Cynics' Party April 2008

April 6: Can a Man with a ‘Stache Get Your Vote?
April 7: Famous in Rwanda
April 10: Little Known Facts About Republican Douchebags
April 10: Profiles in Legislative Courage
April 12: The Apocalypse Has Arrived
April 12: The Last, Shining Hope of the Democratic Party
April 13: Alphonso Jackson Is Really That Stupid
April 14: W****** Sold, Bought
April 15: Nickie Sarkozy, Ever the Redneck President of My Heart
April 16: The Boss and the ‘Bama
April 25: Cynics Meet-Up
April 25: A Rally in Photos
April 27: Crashing Other Parties
April 27: Dance, Bitches, Dance!
April 29: Decisions, Decisions

Radar April 2008

April 28: Famous for DC Party With the Inexplicably Famous at Correspondents Bash

Glamocracy April 2008

April 1: EMILY's List, Superdelegate Solutions and McCain's Machine
April 2: Gore's Back, Clinton Is Rocky and a Murdoch Likes Obama
April 2: Senator Stabenow's Husband Caught Out There
April 2: Senator Stabenow, Head Held High and Her Tears Dry
April 3: Bill Melts Down, Hillary Makes You Cry and McCain Flirts with Everyone
April 4: The Definition of "Pledged," Campaign Finances and What We Think

April 7: A Shake Up, Guns, Bowling Redux and the Unacceptable Mitt
April 8: Temper Tantrums, Money, Tall Tales and Hearings
April 8: Misogyny on the campaign trail
April 9: Can a woman be president? What you need to know today
April 10: Money and Endorsements: What You Need To Know Today
April 10: Why are all the big political bloggers men?
April 11: Obama Flirts! What You Need to Know Today
April 11: Bloggers Have Dirty Minds

April 14: Is Obama Elitist? What You Need To Know Today
April 14: Bill Clinton, Underminer-in-Chief?
April 15: Clinton's Got a Brand New Ad: What You Need To Know Today
April 15: Yay Taxes!
April 16: Bill Clinton Disses the Youth Vote: What You Need To Know Today
April 16: Health Insurance and the Single Girl: What Will the Candidates Do for Me?
April 17: The Not Great Debate: What You Need to Know Today
April 18: Democratic Mean Girls: What You Need to Know Today

April 21: Obama Sharpens His Tone, and McCain Sharpens His Knife: What You Need to Know Today
April 21: Earth Day Preview: The Candidates' Carbon Footprints
April 21: Congresswoman Allyson Schwartz: A Winning Woman in a Boy's Bastion
April 22: Primary Day Is Here Again! What You Need To Know Today
April 22: PA Voter Profile: Molly Parzen, Clinton Supporter
April 22: PA Voter Profile: Andalynn Burgess, Obama supporter
April 22: PA Voter Profile: Mara Toukatly, McCain supporter
April 22: PA Voters: A Roundtable Discussion
April 22: Pennsylvania results, part one.
April 23: Clinton Wins in PA! Her Heart, Campaign, Will Go On: What You Need to Know Today
April 23: The New Republic's Special Misogyny Issue: Can You Judge A (Magazine) By Its Cover?
April 24: Poverty, Equality, Money and Little Pink Houses: What You Need to Know Today
April 24: Obama and Those Boys: Abercrombie and Fitch
April 24: Jenna Bush: Not A McCainiac, Not Yet an Obamaniac
April 25: Party on the Hill, decoding the A&F boys, and plenty more: What You Need to Know Today

April 28: Sometimes a Political Party Is Political, and Sometimes It's a Party: What You Need to Know Today
April 28: A Guide For Candidates: Eat This!
April 29: Bad Choices, Wright, Taxes, North Carolina and Drop-Outs: What You Need to Know Today
April 29: McCain Realizes That Tax Cuts Don't Necessarily Cut It
April 30: Condemnation, Superdelegates, Falsehoods and Poll Results: What You Need to Know Today
April 30: Taste: Another Victim of the Ongoing Primary Season

Jezebel April 2008

April 1: Really Important Debate: Does Barack Obama Bowling Like A Fag Mean He Is One?
April 2: Barack Obama Would Rather Be Shooting Dunks And Fathering Illegitimate Children. (Duh!)
April 3: Neo-Con Nipples, New Crushes, And Clinton On Iraq
April 3: Divorce Is Not For Democrats
April 3: Stop Before You Make It Worse
April 3: Social Scientist Says Oil Makes Women Second-Class Citizens
April 3: She Should Know
April 3: Rape, Abortion, And Angry Johnnys: Shit Today Is Making Us Stabby
April 4: John McCain's Speeches Suck; Samantha Power Is The Comeback Kid
April 4: Would You Let This Man Call You "Sweetie"?
April 4: MLK Flip-Flopper John McCain Gets Booed In Memphis

April 7: Hillary Clinton Paid $10 Million For This Dude And Obama Got Samantha Power For Free?
April 8: Dear Cindy McCain, We Love You Just The Way You Are Made Up
April 9: Your Nagging Ancient Mormon Underage Sex Cult Questions, Answered At Last!
April 10: Who Are All These China Haters And Where Did They Learn All Their Death Defying-Moves?
April 11: Yo, Barry. You're In Philly Now. You Gotta Pay Cash For Those Votes.

April 14: Are You There, God? It's Your Favorite Client, Messiah Barry Hussein Obama
April 15: All About Alleged Rapist Bill Cosby, Because April 15 Is About How Other People Need To Start Taking Responsibility!
April 16: Cindy McCain Regrets Dissing Michelle Obama!
April 17: Clinton, Obama Field Tough Questions About Flag Pins, Third Grade
April 18: Obama: Gotta Get That Dirt Off Your Shoulder
April 18: Chelsea Clinton, And Lessons In Media (Mis) Management
April 18: Everything Is Disappointing, Everyone Is Disappointed

April 21: We're Headed To Philly Tonight!
April 22: Would It Kill These Candidates To Eat A Frickin Cheesesteak?
April 23: Sure, Hillary Won Pennsylvania, But Barry Nabbed The Hateful Ignorant Fratboy Demographic!
April 24: PA. Kids Punished For Choosing Obama Over Nothingness
April 25: Dalai "Clique" Scores Major Date To Chinese Party!

April 28: "Eight Years Ago You Promised To Restore Dignity To The White House...Brilliant Appearance On Deal Or No Deal!
April 29: Dear Barry: We Agree, Please Just Start Smoking Again (Just Not Menthols)
April 30: Dear Gitmo Residents, How About We Wake You Up When This Jeremiah Wright Crap Is Over?