Jezebel April 2008

April 1: Really Important Debate: Does Barack Obama Bowling Like A Fag Mean He Is One?
April 2: Barack Obama Would Rather Be Shooting Dunks And Fathering Illegitimate Children. (Duh!)
April 3: Neo-Con Nipples, New Crushes, And Clinton On Iraq
April 3: Divorce Is Not For Democrats
April 3: Stop Before You Make It Worse
April 3: Social Scientist Says Oil Makes Women Second-Class Citizens
April 3: She Should Know
April 3: Rape, Abortion, And Angry Johnnys: Shit Today Is Making Us Stabby
April 4: John McCain's Speeches Suck; Samantha Power Is The Comeback Kid
April 4: Would You Let This Man Call You "Sweetie"?
April 4: MLK Flip-Flopper John McCain Gets Booed In Memphis

April 7: Hillary Clinton Paid $10 Million For This Dude And Obama Got Samantha Power For Free?
April 8: Dear Cindy McCain, We Love You Just The Way You Are Made Up
April 9: Your Nagging Ancient Mormon Underage Sex Cult Questions, Answered At Last!
April 10: Who Are All These China Haters And Where Did They Learn All Their Death Defying-Moves?
April 11: Yo, Barry. You're In Philly Now. You Gotta Pay Cash For Those Votes.

April 14: Are You There, God? It's Your Favorite Client, Messiah Barry Hussein Obama
April 15: All About Alleged Rapist Bill Cosby, Because April 15 Is About How Other People Need To Start Taking Responsibility!
April 16: Cindy McCain Regrets Dissing Michelle Obama!
April 17: Clinton, Obama Field Tough Questions About Flag Pins, Third Grade
April 18: Obama: Gotta Get That Dirt Off Your Shoulder
April 18: Chelsea Clinton, And Lessons In Media (Mis) Management
April 18: Everything Is Disappointing, Everyone Is Disappointed

April 21: We're Headed To Philly Tonight!
April 22: Would It Kill These Candidates To Eat A Frickin Cheesesteak?
April 23: Sure, Hillary Won Pennsylvania, But Barry Nabbed The Hateful Ignorant Fratboy Demographic!
April 24: PA. Kids Punished For Choosing Obama Over Nothingness
April 25: Dalai "Clique" Scores Major Date To Chinese Party!

April 28: "Eight Years Ago You Promised To Restore Dignity To The White House...Brilliant Appearance On Deal Or No Deal!
April 29: Dear Barry: We Agree, Please Just Start Smoking Again (Just Not Menthols)
April 30: Dear Gitmo Residents, How About We Wake You Up When This Jeremiah Wright Crap Is Over?