Sunday, August 3, 2008

Jezebel July 2008

July 1: Vanity Fair And The New Yorker Expose The Clandestine Operations That Sabotaged Iran, Hillary's Wardrobe
July 1: Women Have A Complex Relationship With Porn
July 1: The First Battered Shelter for Battered Women
July 1: "I Don't Want To Get Spanked By Mama" And Other Clinton Camp Sexism
July 2: Leona Helmsley's Dog May Not Talk, But He Can Sort Of Explain The Recession
July 2: Sex For Gas
July 2: Date Rape T Shirt
July 2: Abortion In The Arab World Is Sort Of Like Abortion In America
July 2: Sexual Harassment Equality: A How Not To Guide
July 3: God Damn, America…
July 3: Writer: Little Girls Are A Threat To HuManity
July 3: My Sexual Assault Is Not Your Political Issue

July 7: If Bono Can Give Jesse Helms A Chance, Can't We?
July 7: Rosa Parks Estate
July 7: Never Drink Alone
July 7: Dear Barack: Baby, Come Back
July 7: Zimbabwe Recruiting Government Support By Raping Opposition
July 7: Stimulate This!
July 7: Widowed Grandmothers Of Baghdad
July 7: Bulls And Withdrawal Strategies
July 8: John McCain: The Story Of Crocs Is The Story Of The American Economy
July 8: Beauty, Sexuality Are In The Eye Of The Beholder
July 8: Lawsuit Happy Lady
July 8: Women's Work
July 9: "Maybe That's A Way Of Killing 'Em…"
July 9: Missing In Sports, And Italy: Mahbooba Ahadgar
July 9: Why Isn't Anne Shirley Worth of Huck Finn Status?
July 9: Save For Retirement Like A Girl
July 10: Saber Rattling And Other Boy Stuff With Spencer Attackerman
July 11: I Know You Think Our Jobs Are Slipping Away But Baby That's All In Your Mind
July 11: Justice for Some
July 11: Journeys In Foreign Advertisements

July 14: The New Yorker On Obama: When Satire Isn't Satirical
July 14: Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves
July 14: France Decides That Liberté Means Keeping Your Religion Elsewhere
July 14: The Wedding Industrial Complex Seeks To Conquer Europe
July 15: Doug Feith Defends Torture, But Knows Nothing Of Beaver
July 15: Too-Precious Moments
July 15: Britain: Making It Easier For Women To Stay Home, And Reinforcing The Stereotype That They Should
July 15: Chandra Levy: Why Your Mother Always Said To Wear Clean Underwear
July 16: Airport Sedition: The Surge Isn't Working And Neither Is John McCain's Common Sense
July 17: Airport Sedition II: Is Jesse Jackson A Hypocrite Or Are We Just In A Depression?
July 17: Unfashionably Lame
July 17: Is Using Feminism As a Marketing Technique Good Or Bad?
July 17: The Case Of Chandra Levy: Assumptions Can Make An A** Out Of U And Mption
July 17: Rachel Maddow For President (Of Cable News, That Is)
July 17: Just Don't Go There
July 18: On Race, Gender, Michelle Obama, And The Politics Of Twitter
July 18: Hey Ladies: John McCain Values Your Potential Offspring More Than Your Actual Votes
July 18: Indian Woman Producing Change And Controversy In Equal Amounts
July 18: Many Egyptian Men Think Women Deserve To Be Harassed
July 18: Everyone — Even Jack Cafferty — Ends Up Disappointing

July 21: Nothing Says 'China, Just Like Us' Like Freak Multiple Birth Pictures!
July 21: Post-Cinematic Triumphs
July 21: We Can't Be Friends Because Your Girlfriend Says So?
July 21: Is It Prudish To Have Never Had Sex In Public?
July 21: Is The Military Finally Going To Do Something About The Sexual Harassment Of Soldiers?
July 22: What Doesn't Change Stays The Same
July 22: Women In Politics
July 22: (Mostly) Ignored In America, Female Condoms Make It To Malawi
July 22: Meet Sarah Tofte: Death Penalty Researcher Turned Rape Kit Activist
July 22: Clothes That Don't Ask For It
July 22: Crime And Punishment
July 23: Rielle Hunter And John Edwards Are Made For Each Other
July 23: How To Really Push Away A Pickup Artist
July 23: Shopping While Black: When Racism Hits Retail
July 24: Why Is It That Elaine Donnelly Can't Stop Thinking About Gay Sex?
July 24: Lori Drew
July 24: Dana Scully: Bringing Women Together In Fangirldom For 15 Years
July 24: Casualties Of War
July 24: Porn Star Buck Angel: Male Feminist Hero?
July 25: Obama Ist Ein Berliner, But Andy Giuliani Is Litigious
July 25: Would Someone Send This Woman To Thailand Already?
July 25: Pole Positions
July 25: When Did You Discover That You'd Morphed Into Your Mom?

July 28: But Doesn't The Bush Administration Care About The Nation's Heroin Addicts?
July 28: The New York Times Does BlogHer Later Than My Last Period
July 28: When Being Yourself Doesn't Get You A Man, Be Someone Else
July 28: Cindy McCain's Charity Work
July 28: Bob Novak Brain Tumor
July 28: Raised Eyebrows Edition (Also, John McCain Is Really Old)
July 29: FLDS Arrests
July 29: Does Obama Need A Little (Not Mc) Kaine To Save The World?
July 29: Mahbooba Ahadgar Still Not In Italy, Probably Not In The Olympics
July 29: Child Sex Abusers Run Rampant in South Africa
July 29: What It's Like For A Girl (On The Internet)
July 29: Teenage Girls Aren't As Stupid As Some People Think
July 29: Fantasy Fulfillment
July 30: John Edwards, Ted Stevens And Everyone Else Are Hypocrites
July 30: BlogHer Convention
July 30: Women Out For Justice Against Career-Destroying Jerks
July 30: Standing... Er, Um, Sitting By Her Man
July 30: Gendercide
July 30: Leigh Ledare's Oedipal Complex Is Not Our Gain
July 31: Ludacris Wins "Most Intelligent Political Commentary" Of The Week Award
July 31: 10 Ways John McCain Can Be Compared To Paris Hilton & Britney Spears
July 31: Stalker Memoir Rings A Few Too Many Bells
July 31: Partying For Sex Workers Rights
July 31: The Best John McCain (And We) Can Do

Glamocracy July 2008

July 1: The Truth Police
July 2: The Endorsement Dream Team
July 3: McCain's Colombian Nights
July 3: McRick Rolled

July 7: The Holiday Fireworks Afterglow
July 7: Cindi Leive, On Historical Nature Of Hillary
July 8: Travel Plans and Withdrawals
July 9: Lazy and Recalcitrant? Not Your Candidates!
July 9: McCainiacs: The Gift (To Me) That Keeps On Giving
July 10: Barack forgets to rock the mic, and Jesse thinks the mic's off
July 11: Help Wanted, For McCain and Obama

July 14: Weekend of A Thousand Slams
July 15: All The Jokes That Remain Are About McCain
July 16: Admonitions and Admissions All Around
July 17: The Primary Is Over, But Shadows of Sexism and Clinton Remain
July 18: McCain on the Issues, unlike the GOP

July 21: Summer Vacations and Settling Debts
July 21: The Old Rules Of The Health Insurance Game
July 22: Everyone's Got An Opinion, Even If No One Has A Running Mate
July 22: John McCain Wants To Hurt The Troops?
July 23: McCain And Obama Vie For the Love Of The Media. I Am Unmoved.
July 23: Michelle Obama In Fine Company
July 24: John Edwards, Truth-Telling And Private Lives
July 25: John McCain Keeps Forgetting... Well, Everything

July 28: John McCain Keeps Forgetting... Well, Everything
July 29: Spreading The Hope Disease, One Obamaniac At A Time
July 30: The Influence of McCain's Media Guy and Phil Specter
July 30: John McCain's Gaffes And Lack Of Internet Savvy Go Hand-In-Hand
July 31: Celebrities Are Voters, Too
July 31: What John McCain's Jokes Say About His View Of Women

Jezebel June 2008

June 2: Paging Jeremiah Wright: There's A White Guy Stealing Your Show!!!
June 3: Bitterroot, Or How We Came To Discuss Charlie Black And Mark Penn
June 3: Bitter Pill
June 4: Hillary Selfishly, Narcissistically, Delusionally -- Oh Hell, Genocidally -- Refuses To Concede!
June 4: What Hillary Did
June 5: Baby, Let's Be Real For A Sec. When It's Just Us, It's Awesome. But It's Never Gonna Be Just Us.
June 5: Getting Him Out Once He Gets You Off
June 5: To Hose, Or Not To Hose? That Is The Question
June 5: Over 30 And Single? Obviously, You Can't Be Happy
June 5: Ah, Yes, The Boys Club And Their "Humor"
June 5: Oldies But Goodies
June 6: Does This Look Like A Battery To You? No? Then Please Join the Air Force
June 6: Girl on Girl Violence
June 6: How Being A Woman In Politics Can Help, And Hurt
June 6: Strange Gifts
June 6: Somebody's Getting Their Lands Wet
June 6: Idiocracy

June 9: I Know, If Only You Could Write In "Pabst Blue Ribbon" For VP…
June 9: PETA Prank Or Hungry Bird?
June 9: Feminism Is Loving Your Fragrant Ladyflower
June 9: How Do You Care For the Hair Down There?
June 9: McCain's Buddy And Your Condoms
June 9: Oh, Those (Antarctic) Summer Nights
June 9: Oh, About That First Wife
June 9: If We're All Going to Die Anyway...
June 10: Would You Listen To Abba With This Guy?
June 10: An Open Letter To Those Awaiting The Rapture
June 10: How Bad a Wife Would I Really Be?
June 10: A Porn Addiction Is A Little More Than Just An Interest
June 10: Unconditional Love Can Make A Jezebel Cry
June 10: So Many Abba-McCain Parodies, So Little Time
June 10: Just Another Sticky Night Of Abject Stupidity
June 10: Pregnant Justice
June 11: A League's Fixed Game, A Nation's Lost Innocence
June 11: When Being A Born-Again Virgin Requires Surgery
June 11: There Ought To Be A Sign
June 11: Meghan McCain, I've Read Jenna Bush. And You Are No Jenna Bush
June 11: Shopping Is The New Porn Addiction?
June 11: Mary Roach Writes About Sex (And Not Even In a Dirty Way)
June 11: Cute Kids, Men And The Truth About Wine
June 11: Exorcising the Taint of Sex
June 12: Is Fox News Looking For Drama With Obama's "Baby Mama"?
June 12: The Incredible, Inedible Egg
June 12: Woman Breaks Barrier... By Cooking
June 12: So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish
June 12: Are All Women A Little Bi? In A Word: No.
June 12: Lessons in Good Parenting
June 12: According to Scalia, People Only Get Rights When There's Nothing At Stake
June 13: Bureaucracy Comes For Us All, Gitmo Or No
June 13: ObamaMonkey? There Is No Teachable Moment With Some People.
June 13: Beware The Man With A Drug Habit And A Boner
June 13: Egypt Imposes Taxes On Child Brides
June 13: Lakshmi: Now A Normal Girl, Still a Goddess
June 13: Can I Afford a Baby? Hell, I Can't Afford My Drinking Habit.
June 13: Goodbye, Tim

June 16: World Mourns Tim Russert, Oil Prices
June 16: We All Love Happy Hookers Because We Are All Hookers
June 16: The SockObama Might Die, But Racism Will Live 'Til November (At Least)
June 16: Monkey On The Lam!
June 16: What Is The Definition Of Birth?
June 16: Michelle Obama Is Going To Be In For It
June 16: Democrats Kiss And Make Up With Everyone Except Lieberman
June 17: Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This But Please God Only Like 200 More Right?
June 17: Gay Marriage In California Makes Some People Happy, Others Blathering Idiots
June 17: "Social Q's," Answered By The Loser
June 17: Another Gay Wedding (I Just Have Something In My Eye! I'm Not Crying!)
June 17: What Patriotism Isn't
June 17: Heidi Harris Knows What Girls Want, And It's Not Liberal Justices
June 17: Beaver, Trollops and Drinking, Oh My!
June 18: Hillary Is On Vacation, But Her Biggest Fan Still Has Her Back (And Mine)
June 18: Mock A Woman For Her Crimes Against Fashion, Not Her Age or Her Ass
June 18: The Secret Sex Lives of Female Chimpanzees
June 18: People's Hottest... Whoa, Check Out His Package!
June 18: Money Might Buy Some People Happiness, Just Not You
June 18: ObamaMonkey Manufacturers Saddened By The Discrimination Against Them
June 18: If You Always Like The Emotionally Unavailable, It's Because You Probably Are, Too
June 18: I Won't Vote For A Man With a Moustache, But Republicans Should
June 19: Oil: There's No Doubt, We're In Deep Guys!
June 19: Pregnancy Pacts: Better Than Suicide Ones, Still Not That Good
June 19: Apologies to Macrida Patterson, V-String Victim
June 19: I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me
June 19: Rape Is Now An Issue Of National Security
June 19: Please Send Lawyers, Daniel Craig and Money
June 19: Octocock V. Boobiverse: Screw Faceless People But Wrap It Up
June 20: Obama Is A Machiavellian Ari Gold Sellout! Will Scarlett Johansson Notice?
June 20: What Is A Permissible Imperfection In A Child?
June 20: Michelle Obama And The Place Of A First Lady
June 20: Mario Lopez, A Big Hairy Liar?
June 20: There Really Aren't Ways In Which They Won't Lie
June 20: If She Doesn't Want Talk, She Probably Doesn't Want To Sit On Your Face
June 20: "Great Hat, Kim Kardashian... For Me To Poop On!"

June 23: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Just Made Some Pakistani Farmer's Life $25 Million Better. Here's Hoping He Invested In Big Corn!
June 23: Nancy Drew, Heroine To Nerd Girls Everywhere
June 23: Sexism and Politics
June 23: "Financial Infidelity": Save The Economy But Wreck Your Marriage
June 23: Women's Lives Becoming Increasingly Expendable In War Zones
June 23: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, And Try Not To Be A Woman
June 24: Does Karl Rove Covet Barack Obama's Beautiful Debutante Wife?
June 24: Military Herstory
June 24: Daughters of the North: No Countryside For Any Men
June 24: For Better Or Worse, Maureen Dowd, Peggy Noonan Speak For Us All
June 25: Parsing The Obama Ipod As Told To Rolling Stone: The Blog Equivalent Of "Hot In Herre"?
June 25: Patrick Kennedy Won't Die (Yet)
June 25: If All You Have Is A Nucleus, Can You Really Be a Citizen?
June 25: Women and Science
June 25: Child Care Professionals: Worked Like Dogs, Paid Like Stay-At-Home Moms
June 26: North Korea To Eat Again!
June 26: Harriet Harman Wants English Women To Make More Money
June 26: The Devil Wears Prada, The Pope Wears Straight Jesus
June 26: Boy George's Visa Problems Make The State Department Spitting Mad
June 26: What It Feels Like For A Girl
June 26: Ma'am, That Uterus Will Cost You Extra
June 26: Parents Still Messing Up Their Kids, Kids Still Having Sex
June 26: "Jokes" About Domestic Violence Are Never Funny
June 27: The Evilest Evildoer In Administration Evil Shows His Evil Face!
June 27: When Spite Trumps Common Sense, A Resentful Clinton Supporter Is There
June 27: Woman To Woman: How To Get The Money You Want And Deserve
June 27: Does Feminism Carry A Gun?

June 30: The GOP Can't Save Itself, And We Won't Help
June 30: LaVena Johnson: Murdered By Her Colleagues, Ignored By The Army
June 30: Crime And No Punishment

Glamocracy June 2008

June 2: Losing Through Winning
June 2: Rules Are Made To Be Broken
June 3: If You're Not Racist, Why Is Everyone Else Sexist?
June 3: The End of the Primaries, The End of the Race?
June 3: South Dakota Closes, As Does the Race
June 3: Hillary's Speech: Will She Stay Or Will She Go?
June 3: The Candidate Obama
June 4: Oh, I'm Sorry. You Expected It To Be Over?
June 5: Obama Nabs a Kennedy
June 5: Choose to Vote!
June 6: The Sanctity of Marriage: A Study In Contrasts

June 7: "And This Is Why We Have To Work To Elect Barack Obama"
June 9: The Final (Five Month) Stretch!
June 9: Are You A Budget Hero?
June 10: Political Meat and Potatoes followed by Impeachment Pie
June 11: GOP Losses Are Only Sometimes Democratic Gains
June 11: Hey Feminists—Why No Love For Michelle Obama?
June 12: John McCain Just Wants To Be Loved
June 12: On Michelle Obama, Sexism And Ill-Considered Rhymes
June 13: John McCain's Media Death By A Thousand Pricks
June 13: Sexism Sells, But We Aren't Buying It: The Video
June 13: In Memory of Tim Russert

June 16: McFeminism
June 16: Tax Plans And The Single Girl
June 17: Al Gore Loves Obama And the Environment Equally
June 17: Obama Really Needs To Court One Woman's Vote
June 18: Money, Money, Money
June 18: MoveOn.Org Goes After John McCain
June 19: Obama Wants Your Money But Barr Wants McCain's Votes
June 20: Obamania, Campaign Finance Edition

June 23: Candidates Take On The Issues, Sort Of
June 23: Bill Kristol Really Wants You To Vote For John McCain
June 24: Everyone's Emotions Are Rubbed A Little Raw
June 25: The $1 Billion Question
June 25: The McCainiacs Are Back!
June 25: John McCain, (Over) Ripe For Parody
June 26: The Pander-lympics
June 27: The Dance Begins
June 27: McCain Strikes a Pose

June 30: We Don't Need No Stinkin' Unity

Cynics Party June 2008

June 3: End of Days Live Blog And Open Thread
June 3: Hunter’s Wild Night
June 7: New Democratic Hero Redux

Jalopnik June 2008

June 3: 2009 Lincoln MKS, First Drive

Saturday, May 31, 2008