Sunday, August 3, 2008

Jezebel June 2008

June 2: Paging Jeremiah Wright: There's A White Guy Stealing Your Show!!!
June 3: Bitterroot, Or How We Came To Discuss Charlie Black And Mark Penn
June 3: Bitter Pill
June 4: Hillary Selfishly, Narcissistically, Delusionally -- Oh Hell, Genocidally -- Refuses To Concede!
June 4: What Hillary Did
June 5: Baby, Let's Be Real For A Sec. When It's Just Us, It's Awesome. But It's Never Gonna Be Just Us.
June 5: Getting Him Out Once He Gets You Off
June 5: To Hose, Or Not To Hose? That Is The Question
June 5: Over 30 And Single? Obviously, You Can't Be Happy
June 5: Ah, Yes, The Boys Club And Their "Humor"
June 5: Oldies But Goodies
June 6: Does This Look Like A Battery To You? No? Then Please Join the Air Force
June 6: Girl on Girl Violence
June 6: How Being A Woman In Politics Can Help, And Hurt
June 6: Strange Gifts
June 6: Somebody's Getting Their Lands Wet
June 6: Idiocracy

June 9: I Know, If Only You Could Write In "Pabst Blue Ribbon" For VP…
June 9: PETA Prank Or Hungry Bird?
June 9: Feminism Is Loving Your Fragrant Ladyflower
June 9: How Do You Care For the Hair Down There?
June 9: McCain's Buddy And Your Condoms
June 9: Oh, Those (Antarctic) Summer Nights
June 9: Oh, About That First Wife
June 9: If We're All Going to Die Anyway...
June 10: Would You Listen To Abba With This Guy?
June 10: An Open Letter To Those Awaiting The Rapture
June 10: How Bad a Wife Would I Really Be?
June 10: A Porn Addiction Is A Little More Than Just An Interest
June 10: Unconditional Love Can Make A Jezebel Cry
June 10: So Many Abba-McCain Parodies, So Little Time
June 10: Just Another Sticky Night Of Abject Stupidity
June 10: Pregnant Justice
June 11: A League's Fixed Game, A Nation's Lost Innocence
June 11: When Being A Born-Again Virgin Requires Surgery
June 11: There Ought To Be A Sign
June 11: Meghan McCain, I've Read Jenna Bush. And You Are No Jenna Bush
June 11: Shopping Is The New Porn Addiction?
June 11: Mary Roach Writes About Sex (And Not Even In a Dirty Way)
June 11: Cute Kids, Men And The Truth About Wine
June 11: Exorcising the Taint of Sex
June 12: Is Fox News Looking For Drama With Obama's "Baby Mama"?
June 12: The Incredible, Inedible Egg
June 12: Woman Breaks Barrier... By Cooking
June 12: So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish
June 12: Are All Women A Little Bi? In A Word: No.
June 12: Lessons in Good Parenting
June 12: According to Scalia, People Only Get Rights When There's Nothing At Stake
June 13: Bureaucracy Comes For Us All, Gitmo Or No
June 13: ObamaMonkey? There Is No Teachable Moment With Some People.
June 13: Beware The Man With A Drug Habit And A Boner
June 13: Egypt Imposes Taxes On Child Brides
June 13: Lakshmi: Now A Normal Girl, Still a Goddess
June 13: Can I Afford a Baby? Hell, I Can't Afford My Drinking Habit.
June 13: Goodbye, Tim

June 16: World Mourns Tim Russert, Oil Prices
June 16: We All Love Happy Hookers Because We Are All Hookers
June 16: The SockObama Might Die, But Racism Will Live 'Til November (At Least)
June 16: Monkey On The Lam!
June 16: What Is The Definition Of Birth?
June 16: Michelle Obama Is Going To Be In For It
June 16: Democrats Kiss And Make Up With Everyone Except Lieberman
June 17: Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This But Please God Only Like 200 More Right?
June 17: Gay Marriage In California Makes Some People Happy, Others Blathering Idiots
June 17: "Social Q's," Answered By The Loser
June 17: Another Gay Wedding (I Just Have Something In My Eye! I'm Not Crying!)
June 17: What Patriotism Isn't
June 17: Heidi Harris Knows What Girls Want, And It's Not Liberal Justices
June 17: Beaver, Trollops and Drinking, Oh My!
June 18: Hillary Is On Vacation, But Her Biggest Fan Still Has Her Back (And Mine)
June 18: Mock A Woman For Her Crimes Against Fashion, Not Her Age or Her Ass
June 18: The Secret Sex Lives of Female Chimpanzees
June 18: People's Hottest... Whoa, Check Out His Package!
June 18: Money Might Buy Some People Happiness, Just Not You
June 18: ObamaMonkey Manufacturers Saddened By The Discrimination Against Them
June 18: If You Always Like The Emotionally Unavailable, It's Because You Probably Are, Too
June 18: I Won't Vote For A Man With a Moustache, But Republicans Should
June 19: Oil: There's No Doubt, We're In Deep Guys!
June 19: Pregnancy Pacts: Better Than Suicide Ones, Still Not That Good
June 19: Apologies to Macrida Patterson, V-String Victim
June 19: I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me
June 19: Rape Is Now An Issue Of National Security
June 19: Please Send Lawyers, Daniel Craig and Money
June 19: Octocock V. Boobiverse: Screw Faceless People But Wrap It Up
June 20: Obama Is A Machiavellian Ari Gold Sellout! Will Scarlett Johansson Notice?
June 20: What Is A Permissible Imperfection In A Child?
June 20: Michelle Obama And The Place Of A First Lady
June 20: Mario Lopez, A Big Hairy Liar?
June 20: There Really Aren't Ways In Which They Won't Lie
June 20: If She Doesn't Want Talk, She Probably Doesn't Want To Sit On Your Face
June 20: "Great Hat, Kim Kardashian... For Me To Poop On!"

June 23: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Just Made Some Pakistani Farmer's Life $25 Million Better. Here's Hoping He Invested In Big Corn!
June 23: Nancy Drew, Heroine To Nerd Girls Everywhere
June 23: Sexism and Politics
June 23: "Financial Infidelity": Save The Economy But Wreck Your Marriage
June 23: Women's Lives Becoming Increasingly Expendable In War Zones
June 23: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, And Try Not To Be A Woman
June 24: Does Karl Rove Covet Barack Obama's Beautiful Debutante Wife?
June 24: Military Herstory
June 24: Daughters of the North: No Countryside For Any Men
June 24: For Better Or Worse, Maureen Dowd, Peggy Noonan Speak For Us All
June 25: Parsing The Obama Ipod As Told To Rolling Stone: The Blog Equivalent Of "Hot In Herre"?
June 25: Patrick Kennedy Won't Die (Yet)
June 25: If All You Have Is A Nucleus, Can You Really Be a Citizen?
June 25: Women and Science
June 25: Child Care Professionals: Worked Like Dogs, Paid Like Stay-At-Home Moms
June 26: North Korea To Eat Again!
June 26: Harriet Harman Wants English Women To Make More Money
June 26: The Devil Wears Prada, The Pope Wears Straight Jesus
June 26: Boy George's Visa Problems Make The State Department Spitting Mad
June 26: What It Feels Like For A Girl
June 26: Ma'am, That Uterus Will Cost You Extra
June 26: Parents Still Messing Up Their Kids, Kids Still Having Sex
June 26: "Jokes" About Domestic Violence Are Never Funny
June 27: The Evilest Evildoer In Administration Evil Shows His Evil Face!
June 27: When Spite Trumps Common Sense, A Resentful Clinton Supporter Is There
June 27: Woman To Woman: How To Get The Money You Want And Deserve
June 27: Does Feminism Carry A Gun?

June 30: The GOP Can't Save Itself, And We Won't Help
June 30: LaVena Johnson: Murdered By Her Colleagues, Ignored By The Army
June 30: Crime And No Punishment

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